ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
A+ Viking dick
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