god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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