sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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