ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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