Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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