Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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