Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize