: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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