if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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