I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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