One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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