Sry I called you an 8
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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