she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
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It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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