Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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