All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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