I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Randomize
