So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She bit a glass in half.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
