I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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