He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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