i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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