He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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