Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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