He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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