he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
im on a boat
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He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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