I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
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Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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