All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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