I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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