I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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