Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe isn't a time...
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.