bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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