and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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