I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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