Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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