He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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