I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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