the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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