she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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