she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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