You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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