All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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