So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just google imaged poop.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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