Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
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well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
3pm strippers are depressing
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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