and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
tell me about the eggs
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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