what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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