There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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