the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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