sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Too much gin, very little bucket
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
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I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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