Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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