We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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