census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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