Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
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No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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