FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize