I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
