How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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